Can't Be F*cked With 1
(1)
Lin Mi was originally an ordinary college student, but he relied on unrelenting effort of courting death and finally got burned, eventually leading to an extraordinary life...
(2)
"Which brother is free, please bring me along~"
Lin Mi asked from the guild channel, successfully getting attention and a bunch of replies appeared on the screen.
"Go! Come with brother to finish a dungeon!"
"I'm free!"
"Brother will take you!"
...
Lin Mi raised the corner of his lips, watching this stupid men scrambling to please this 'goddess', and a feeling of reveng rose in his heart.
Lin Mi is in college and was very innocent. He didn't smoke, didn't drink or play games. His roommates felt that he lack masculinity and decided to train him.
But... after giving him wine, he gets drunk fast, after giving him cigarette, he choked and cough with the smoke and finally, they pulled him along to play online games.
Lin Mi is very interested in online games and after playing for a while, he still found love. It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. After Lin Mi's love abandoned him, he decided to attack those rich and handsome players.
Lin Mi, who was naive at that time, didn't know why he was dumped, so he ran to ask why his love abandoned him. The girl replied frankly: "We are both newbies, and you have no money to buy me equipments. It's better to go after the rich and handsome players."
As a result, the injured Lin Mi developed a hatred towards those rich and handsome men.
(3)
Lin Mi decided to retaliate against society.
He re-registered another account and after asking for a bit, he specially selected a guild whose players are basically a RMB fighters¹ and sent an application to join.
The president of the guild is called Zhou Hao, is a member of the rich and handsome group that Lin Mi hated. He was looking at the guild storage when he received Lin Mi's application. After checking his information, Zhou Hao decisively rejected it.
When his first application was rejected, Lin Mi applied again. The second time was rejected again but he continued to apply the third time, the fourth... With Lin Mi's perseverance, Zhoy Hao finally let him in.
"There's a newcomer!" A player said.
"Why do you keep sendind an application. Based on your low level and empty equipment, a trumphet²?" Zgou Hao asked.
"Report your measurements newcomer!"
"The newcomer is really a woman? It's not a ladyboy³, right?"
Lin Mi smiled and started typing,: "This is not my trumphet. I haven't played this game for a long time and I think your guild name sounds nice so I applied to be a member~"
Lin Mi responded to some player's question and then Zhou Hao invited him into a team for a dungeon.
After finishing the dungeon, everyine finally believed that he was really a newcomer. Because Lin Mi,who only played the game for more than half a year, didn't need to deliberately hide his strength to let everyone see his level and the veterans also saw that Lin Mi didn't deliberately pretend to be a noob.
After spending some time with the people in the guild, Li Mi was drawn intp the guild's penguin⁴ group and a photo was taken at the request of everyone. Of course, Lin Mi did not forget to bring a wig
After a few second of silence, the group suddenly exploded and everyone exclaimed 'Goddess!'
(4)
Lin Mi's treatment in the guild after his photo was sent was as if he became a core figure that everyone revolves around⁵.
Lin Mi sas proud in his heart and his flirting skills also imporved.
One day, in the guild channel, they were talking about a RMB player who robbed other people's love and praised hpw awesome this player was. Someone in the guild immediately said that if that person is awesome, their president is the most amazing one! Many newcomers became curious, and Lin Mi was no exception, and the guild channel suddenly became lively.
It turns out that Zhou Hao is a well-known high level, rich and handsome player in the game. Everytime a new equipment comes out, he will change to it.
And he is not stingy at all, giving gifts and equipments in a matter of sentence, so many girls are chasing hin fron the back.
After Lin Mi heard about Zhou Hao's deeds, he inmediately decide who he would provoke this time.
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¹RMB fighters- P2W (pay to win) players, basically those that spend money in the game to get stronger.
²trumphet- smurf account, dummy account; a second account.
³Ladyboy- a boy using a girl character, a trap.
⁴Penguin group- a chat software. It has a penguin icon so...
⁵zhòng xīng pěng yuè- lit. all the stars cup themselves around the moon (idiom, from Analects); fig. to view sb as core figure
to group around a revered leader
to revolve around
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